I want to be rich.
Not filthy rich, but rich rich. Like not having to worry about bills and credit cards and such. Where a thousand dollar suit is something I'd get on a whim, without the usual repercussions (read: shoestring budget for the next six months). Where I'd fly the first available flight, and not wait three months for a cheap seat on AA. Where getting a bottle is not up in the air, rather, how many and which blend.
Get it?
Which begs the question: how? Options include
(1) Striking it big in Toto (I seem to be capping it at RM4)
(2) Finding a hidden stash of loot from a bank robbery (highly unlikely)
(3) Robbing a bank (too tiring)
(4) Finding a sugar mummy (at my age?)
(5) Working hard (can I really enjoy my money at 65?)
So how how how how how (with tone)?
A bit of help would go a long way, mind you. So don't feel shy, or hold back whatever spare millions you'd like to dispose of. My bank account is but a phone call away, and I accept all forms of currency.
Okay, maybe not Zimbabwean dollars.
