What's the value of one vote? How much is it worth? Here, one vote entitles you to:
- RM 5 million
- RM 50 (if you're living in Les Estates)
- Professionally touched-up photographs (in the nude, of course)
- A priceless collection of Malaysiana superfrogus
- A second wife
- A free, two year stay at Kamunting Holiday Resort, with complimentary meals
- A personal entourage outside your residence/ office, complete with banners and placards
- A cocktail party with Molotov served all night long
- Absolution from all crimes past, present and future
- A free one day tour of The Blue Station, and the chance to revel in police hospitality
- And, an open invitation to experience local culture, complete with machetes and metal rods
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